Wonderful! I would have enjoyed that service even when I was a child. I suspect lot of kids might too. They are often more into how things work than stories they weren't part of and well intentioned words. 🤔
I want Bill to speak at my funeral. I went to catholic school therefore I am an atheist. I would rather have someone speak truth than the lies of religious bullshit.
Without lies, religion dies.
I'm goingbto be buried in a pod. My chemicals and enzymes will become a tree that will produce oxygen and give shade to future generations. This is truth. This is not heavenly bullshit.
I've also put in my will that anyone who mentions god be asked to leave.
“That’s statistically probable. I submitted a 47-page appendix with my dissertation. Most students submit three to five pages.”
The record will reflect he provided adequate warning of what was to come.
Brilliant commentary on neurodivergence, and hysterical as well. 😆
Thank you
Having just recently attended an emotionally intense cremation and bone picking ceremony here in Japan, I found this cathartically funny. Thank you.
Wonderful! I would have enjoyed that service even when I was a child. I suspect lot of kids might too. They are often more into how things work than stories they weren't part of and well intentioned words. 🤔
And I love the window.
I want Bill to speak at my funeral. I went to catholic school therefore I am an atheist. I would rather have someone speak truth than the lies of religious bullshit.
Without lies, religion dies.
I'm goingbto be buried in a pod. My chemicals and enzymes will become a tree that will produce oxygen and give shade to future generations. This is truth. This is not heavenly bullshit.
I've also put in my will that anyone who mentions god be asked to leave.
I'm comfortable with clostridia.
Love it.
oh. Oh no. It's Bill. Bill, from 'The Toast.' It's a good thing the church has a garden out back...
oh. Oh no. It's Bill. Bill, from 'The Toast.' It's a good thing the church has a garden out back...
You have an amusing sense of humor. 😆
Thank you, ma’am. In a world full of lies and stress, humor is the thing that is saving us a little bit.
100%
"PATIENCE RESERVES - “5%. CRITICAL.”
Mine has been running that kind of thin lately...